General
In Other News
Experience everyday entertainment news from a different perspective. Raw, funny, and completely made up. In Other News is Edgar Eriakha's satirical take on the stories Nigeria is already talking about. Nothing here is real. Everything here is true. Get it? Good.
Eriakha Edgar
134 Episodes
Last updated 15 August 2026
All Episodes available
EP 134
Brymo Says Poor Men Have Long-Lasting Marriages, His Ex Left Him for a Poor Man 10 Years Ago.
In other news, Brymo claims poor men enjoy longer marriages because they’re self-employed vulcanizers and carpenters with all the time in the world. Apparently, love thrives best when your budget is zero and your schedule is wide open!
2 min read
2
15 Aug 2026
EP 133
T.I Blaze Asks Where ₦1.2 Billion Went, Dapper Spent It on Hilda Baci's Birthday Yacht.
In other news, T.I Blaze calls out Dapper over missing ₦1.2B, but the real secret? He only spoke up after being denied food on credit at Hilda Baci’s restaurant over an unpaid ₦35k bill. Bro wasn't fighting for catalog rights; he was just fighting severe hunger!
3 min read
5
15 Aug 2026
EP 132
Churchill Hails Tonto as Son Visits Grandma, He's Currently on Vacation With Tonto Dikeh.
In other news, Olakunle Churchill hails ex-wife Tonto Dikeh for letting their son visit grandma. Peaceful co-parenting? No. Word on the street is Churchill’s bank account is currently on holiday, and he’s aggressively praising Tonto to secure an urgent, emergency loan!
2 min read
3
15 Aug 2026
EP 131
Iyabo Ojo Says Detractors Are Plotting, She's Already Hired a Spiritualist to Return Their Evil.
In other news, Iyabo Ojo thinks she’s fighting a deep spiritual war against "detractors," but turns out it’s just a fashion betrayal! Her ₦5M custom dress got snitched and sold to a musician for double the price. Forget juju, she's just mad her designer ghosted her!
2 min read
1
5
14 Aug 2026
EP 130
Diiadem Drags Ex-Bestie Dabota Again, She Claimed Dabota Is Pregnant With Twins.
In other news, RHOLagos star Diiadem accuses ex-bestie Dabota of moonlighting as an unpaid gossip blogger leaking private tea on Sophia Momodu while expecting twins. Because why keep secrets safe when you can turn former best friendships into a public reality TV saga?
3 min read
1
5
14 Aug 2026
EP 129
Uche Ogbodo Unveils Her New Look, Her Ex Said It's the Only Reason They Can Get Back Together.
In other news, Uche Ogbodo unveiled a brand-new look, prompting her ex to announce that aesthetic perfection is the sole prerequisite for reconciliation. Forget character, communication, and commitment, a top-tier glow-up is all it takes to heal old wounds!
2 min read
1
6
14 Aug 2026
EP 128
Portable Challenges Davido to a Hit Battle, He Just Got Arrested by Burna Boy for Defamation of Character.
In other news, Portable didn't challenge Davido to a $1M hit battle for musical glory, he’s broke, panicking, and has two secret baby mamas due at the same time! He needs that cash to fund double naming ceremonies before both women find out they're sharing the spotlight.
2 min read
2
10
13 Aug 2026
EP 127
Femi Dapson Slams Those Who Said His Wife Can't Cook; He Hasn't Eaten Her Real Cooking in Six Years.
In other news, Femi Dapson fiercely defends his wife’s cooking against the haters, proudly revealing he’s dodged the danger by simply not eating her actual food for six whole years. Peak survival strategy unlocked!
3 min read
2
11
13 Aug 2026
EP 126
Director Pink Ghosts Any Man Who Complains She Works Too Hard, But She's Still Begging Her Ex Who Ghosted Her.
In other news, Director Pink boasts about ghosting men who complain she works too hard, claiming her career is #1. Plot twist: She’s been secretly spamming her ex’s DMs monthly since he ghosted her three years ago for missing his birthday. "My King" is still ignoring her, but hey, she's a boss!
2 min read
1
10
13 Aug 2026
EP 125
Don Jazzy Explains Why He Follows All the Baddies, He's Secretly Looking for Wife Number 2.
In other news, Don Jazzy claims following every Instagram baddie is just "scouting talent", though he jokingly admits he’s just an "ashewo." Searching for the next Ayra Starr, or secretly hunting for Wife #2? Either way, the Mavin boss turns scrolling into a full-time strategy!
2 min read
1
7
12 Aug 2026
EP 124
Patience Ozokwor Explains Why She Takes Witch Roles, She Once Turned a Co-Star Into a Real Toad.
In other news, Patience Ozokwor claims playing witches exposes societal evil, but the real secret is out: she only takes the roles for unlimited beans and plantain! Her contract mandates three massive plates daily on set. Turns out, Nollywood’s scariest villain is just chasing a full stomach.
2 min read
1
7
12 Aug 2026
EP 123
Brain Jotter Calls Out Wildlife Management After Thug Attack, One of the Thugs Snatched His Girlfriend Years Ago.
In other news, Brain Jotter demands Lagos area boys be relocated to game reserves after ₦200 change-snatching cartel exposed.
2 min read
10
12 Aug 2026
EP 122
Uche Maduagwu Leads Lagos Rally for Peter Okoye After Getting Jude Okoye Arrested.
Uche Maduagwu hit Lagos streets with a megaphone "for Peter Okoye," but don't be fooled by the tears, it’s pure ROI calculation. With Peter netting ₦60M selling caps off family drama, Uche wants his 5% commission to cover two years' rent. Support? No, it's a strategic high-yield investment!
2 min read
1
10
11 Aug 2026
EP 121
Judy Austin Sues Ex-Husband and Rita Edochie, The ₦10 Billion Is for Her Secret Turkey Surgery and a New Identity.
In other news, Judy Austin is suing her ex and Rita Edochie for ₦10 billion over "defamation." But let’s be honest, she just needs the funds for a secret face-lift in Turkey and a brand-new identity to dodge the online drag!
3 min read
14
11 Aug 2026
EP 120
AY Says 2Baba Might Join Him Back in the Neighbourhood, He Just Bought a Mansion in AY's Estate.
In other news, AY hints 2Baba might rejoin the bachelor neighborhood after his latest marital plot twist with Natasha Osawaru. Since misery loves company, AY is keeping a front-row seat warm, because in Lagos, "all of us will collect!"
2 min read
1
12
11 Aug 2026
EP 119
Davido's Daughters Talk to Him About School Crushes, He Just Bought a Gun Because One of Them Likes Wizkid's Son.
In other news, Davido froze after learning his daughter’s crush is Wizkid’s son. Panic-stricken, he instantly told Chioma, "We need to move," and hit up a Lagos security store to buy a firearm so he could have a very "friendly" talk with the young boy.
2 min read
1
12
10 Aug 2026
EP 118
2Baba Unfollows Natasha Hours After "Abduction" Attempt, He's Already Moved Back In With Annie.
In other news, 2Baba unfollowed Natasha after a dramatic nightclub 'kidnap' attempt, then pulled a ninja move back to Annie's house—sneaking his clothes into her closet while she was away filming like nothing ever happened.
2 min read
1
15
10 Aug 2026
EP 117
Daddy Showkey Blasts Peter and Paul for Destroying P-Square, He Secretly Auditioned to Replace Both of Them.
In other news, Daddy Showkey isn't just mad at P-Square for ruining Africa’s biggest brand, he’s furious their feud ruined his secret reality show, "The Next P-Square," where he planned to replace both twins himself and rebrand the group as "P-Showkey."
2 min read
1
12
10 Aug 2026
EP 116
Frank Edoho Says He'll Never Find True Love, But He Secretly Got Married in Ghana Last Month.
Frank Edoho claims he’s done with marriage forever to enjoy the "superpower" of being single. But plot twist: he secretly tied the knot in Ghana last month just to stay off his ex's podcast!
2 min read
1
9
10 Aug 2026
EP 115
Cynthia Morgan Calls VDM "Slow", Reveals He Still Bedwets and Steals From People.
In other news, Rejected after midnight calls, VDM backed Jude Okoye, prompting Cynthia Morgan to expose his deepest secrets: he bed wets and loots charity cash. Turns out the internet's loudest moral judge is fighting online battles while trying to dry his mattress.
3 min read
1
18
8 Aug 2026
EP 114
Don Jazzy Said Ayra Starr Is Still a Mavin, But He Just Tried to Lock Her in a 30-Year Deal.
Don Jazzy claimed Ayra Starr is still his "celestial child," but he’s secretly panicking after a misdirected email revealed she bought her entire Mavin catalog via a Cayman Islands shell company using Roc Nation cash. Turns out the boss was fighting Gen Z on TikTok while losing his catalog.
3 min read
23
8 Aug 2026
EP 113
Barry Jhay Warned Nigerian Artists About Illuminati After Scamming Them of $1 Billion.
In other news, Barry Jhay turned down the Illuminati’s "mouth-watering offer" to protect his soul? Lie! He actually ran off with their $1 billion cash, and now he’s giving public warnings just to cover his escape from the secret society.
2 min read
1
23
8 Aug 2026
EP 112
Fave Said No One Should Send Her Flowers, She Wants the President's Head Instead.
Fave got anonymous flowers on a cheap plain note, so naturally, she roasted them online. Truth is, she’s not mad about the bouquet, she’s just pissed it wasn’t an invite to Aso Rock to pitch the President. Next time, don't send roses; send political leverage.
2 min read
2
32
7 Aug 2026
EP 111
Juma Jux Said He Lost Weight on Purpose, His Wedding Suit Is Now Being Sold on Depop.
In other news, Juma Jux claims his weight loss was "intentional," but he secretly entered a $50k slim-down contest using Priscilla’s credit card to pay his trainer. He won the cash, lost the waistline, and now his wedding suit is on Depop while Priscilla reviews her bank statements!
2 min read
2
49
7 Aug 2026
EP 110
Asherkine Was Stopped at UNILAG for Filming, He Was Also Banned From Graduating for Missing Hostel Dues in 2019.
Asherkine thought alumni status meant free Wi-Fi and unlimited UNILAG film permits, but security turned his shoot into a four-year-long manhunt for a 2021 TikTok fire alarm incident. Now he’s ₦50,000 poorer, escorted off campus, and learning that past campus sins never truly expire!
2 min read
2
42
7 Aug 2026
EP 109
"I Used to Fake It, Borrow and Chase Luxury", Timini Egbuson's 150 Perfume Bottles Are Still Unsold as His Ex-Landlord Hunts Him for Rent.
Timini Egbuson traded fake designer drip for life lessons after realizing 150 knockoff perfumes can't pay rent. He claims he found enlightenment, but rumors say he returned a stolen politician's watch to dodge jail. Now his landlord is hunting him while he calculates his growth in debt!
3 min read
2
27
6 Aug 2026
EP 108
Masterkraft Finally Proposed, He Used the Same Ring He Bought for His Ex in 2019.
In other news, Masterkraft didn't propose to Princess Dinma out of love, he did it to win a 2018 bet against Flavour and collect a free Mercedes G-Wagon. True romance is alive, well, and strictly driven by vehicular debt.
2 min read
2
23
6 Aug 2026
EP 107
Jude Okoye Said Peter Is a Liar, He Also Claimed Peter's Degree Was Printed in Alaba Market.
Jude Okoye says Peter is lying, but the real scoop? Peter paid a Twitter coach ₦5M for legal advice before testifying. Jude now holds all the receipts, while Peter fired his "strategist" and calculates his losses.
2 min read
2
27
6 Aug 2026
EP 106
Veekee James Said Her Husband Has No Life, The Crypto Wallet He's Been Running Is Now Worth ₦1 Billion.
Critics called Femi jobless, so Veekee agreed he has no life. The plot twist? He’s not a human handbag, he’s secretly shooting a reality show, The Bag Carrier, turning internet nosey-parkers into his cash cow!
2 min read
2
23
6 Aug 2026
EP 105
Davido Wants to Start Acting, he Already Spent the Documentary Budget on Custom Crowns.
Davido conquered music and decided Nollywood is next. He’s producing movies, dropping a "huge" documentary, and comparing album rollouts to new iPhones. Rumour has it he saw B-Red get movie clout and wants that USD paycheck before anyone realizes he can't act. If it flops? Blame the director!
2 min read
2
30
4 Aug 2026
EP 104
Caramel Plug was arrested with a suitcase full of cash she claims isn't hers.
In other news, after collecting ₦2M for "visa services," Caramel Plug invested it in miracle water to double her cash for a Singapore trip. Result? A damp passport, a ghosted spiritualist, and an angry client threatening Lekki-wide EFCC flyers.
3 min read
2
33
3 Aug 2026
EP 103
Ivana's got a massive Gift from her anonymous baby, the receipt has Tunmise’s name on it.
In other news, Ivana’s new "mystery billionaire" turns out to be her tech-rich little bro, but she let the internet think it's a new lover just to troll her ex, Tunmise. 10/10 sibling PR stunt.
3 min read
1
30
3 Aug 2026
EP 102
Banky W paid $14,000 for a fake Rolex, the seller used the money to get a real one.
In other news, Banky W spent $14k on a fake Rolex just to get "respect in big rooms," only for the watch to catch k-leg and fall apart mid-handshake. The seller used the cash to buy a real one, while Banky learned that peer pressure ticks, but fake wristwatches don't!
3 min read
26
3 Aug 2026
EP 101
Davido Dropped ORIADÉ. He Says He's in His Crown Era, But the Crown Is Giving Neck Pain.
In other news, Davido is wearing a custom crown everywhere, from gym to bed, insisting "a king never removes his crown." The new album is just an excuse to flex the headwear while tailor Praise Solomon gets rich on triple-priced redesigns. Music? Strictly secondary.
3 min read
1
19
2 Aug 2026
EP 100
JARPEL 2026: Peller and Jarvis Got Married. The ₦5 Million Best Dressed Prize Had More Chemistry With the Guests.
In other news, Peller and Jarvis finally tied the knot, not for eternal love, but because Peller’s mom threatened to disown him if he didn’t. Meanwhile, guests fought harder for the ₦5M best-dressed prize than for the couple's happiness.
2 min read
4
36
2 Aug 2026
EP 99
Idowest and Mr Real Fought to a Draw. The Electric Car Is Now Splitting Its Battery.
In other news, after months of trash-talk, Idowest and Mr Real fought to a draw, missing out on the electric car prize. Their punishment? Sharing the battery, Idowest gets Mon/Wed/Fri, Mr Real gets Tue/Thu/Sat, and Sundays are reserved for charging their bruised egos!
3 min read
1
30
2 Aug 2026
EP 98
Portable Said Okocha Bit Him. The Bite Marks Are Now a Tattoo Design.
In what was advertised as a boxing match and quickly devolved into a high-stakes WWE audition, singer Portable dramatically walked out on his fight against actor Charles Okocha, later claiming he was treated less like an opponent and more like a midnight street snack.
3 min read
1
28
2 Aug 2026
EP 97
Phyna Gave Carter Efe Seven Days to Retract. She Already Spent the ₦500 Million in Her Head.
In other news, Phyna gave Carter Efe 7 days to retract his claim or face a ₦500M lawsuit. What the blogs won't tell you: she already picked out a ₦500M Lekki Phase 1 house and is using the payout to buy it.
2 min read
1
15
1 Aug 2026
EP 96
Burna Boy Picks Okocha Over Messi and Ronaldo. His United Fan Card Explains Everything.
Burna Boy bypassed Messi and Ronaldo to crown Jay Jay Okocha the GOAT. Proving nostalgic vibes beat trophies, his choice, and supporting Man United, confirms years of Old Trafford heartbreak permanently warp your football judgment. Pure viral PR disguised as sports delusion!
2 min read
15
1 Aug 2026
EP 95
Davido Says His Kids Can't Do Music. His Daughter Is Already Rehearsing Her Grammy Speech.
In other news, Davido swore his kids won't do music to save them from struggle, completely forgetting his daughter inherited his stubbornness. While he’s busy playing strict father, she’s already locked in her room practicing her Grammy speech. The Adeleke music gene wins again!
3 min read
1
17
1 Aug 2026
EP 94
Annie Idibia Covered Her Idibia Tattoo With a Butterfly. She Named It Innocent.
In other news, Annie turned her breakup into a butterfly. Named "Innocent," it sits on her shoulder so she can flick it whenever 2Baba is mentioned. 2Baba is married to a politician now, but Annie’s out here wearing sleeveless tops just to keep her ex on a leash.
2 min read
1
16
1 Aug 2026
EP 93
Danielle Edochie Won't Date Yahoo Boys Except Their Money Is Genuine
In other news, Danielle Edochie claims she loves money but draws the line at scamming, while her dad Yul’s drama set her standards sky-high. Plot twist: her anti-fraud stance actually stems from a cousin whose "Dubai big boy" ex was a ritualist with rental bags. Stay single, folks!
2 min read
17
31 Jul 2026
EP 92
Phyna Begged Davrel to Give Her His Father's Phone Number
BBN’s Phyna didn't want Davrel’s heart. She wanted his rich dad’s line to collect her cameraman’s unpaid debt! While Davrel claimed she was desperate for a connection, Phyna was just trying to bypass his broke tactics to reach the real chest. Meanwhile, the cameraman is still waiting on that alert!
2 min read
1
30
31 Jul 2026
EP 91
Rudeboy Said He's a Nobody and Honestly? We Believe Him
In other news, after Mr. P dissed his native tongue in Paris, Rudeboy pulled out a guitar to sing in Igbo and declare himself a "nobody." Now, an uninvited uncle confirms future twin feuds will be strictly fought via passive-aggressive acoustic guitar solos.
2 min read
32
31 Jul 2026
EP 90
DJ Chicken Disowned His Daughter Because She Was Not a Boy, and Said It on Live
In other news, TikTok star DJ Chicken disowned his biological daughter live on air because she had the audacity to be born female instead of male. Bonus points: he also cut her off for eating birthday cake while he was in prison. Truly a masterclass in modern parenting logic!
4 min read
28
30 Jul 2026
EP 89
If We Can Drag Men for Fun, We Can Praise Them Too. Wanneka Claps Back at the Critics
In other news, hair mogul Wanneka tells unsolicited advice-givers to mind their business. If the internet has time to drag bad men, she has time to hype her husband’s sharp nose and sugar lips. Lover Girl activities will continue at 100% capacity despite hater interference. Edgar agrees!
3 min read
31
30 Jul 2026
EP 88
Solomon Buchi Told Peller and Jarvis: "Marriage Is Not a TikTok Livestream"
Peller & Jarvis are selling ₦1M aso ebi & streaming their wedding, but Solomon Buchi crashed the hype to drop a TED Talk on marriage. Triggered by a viral car threat, he warned that holy matrimony isn't a Twitch subathon. The internet is divided. Some agree, others wonder who invited him.
3 min read
1
20
30 Jul 2026
EP 87
Romance Is Dead, Long Live the N100 Million Cheque
In other news, forget flowers, RMD handed his wife a ₦100M cheque, setting relationship standards no regular man can touch. At 65, he out-dresses 25-year-olds and proves real romance is just gifting eight-figure cheques with zero strings attached. Everyone else, pack it up!
3 min read
18
30 Jul 2026
EP 86
K1 De Ultimate Said "Evil Bloggers Will Suffer". But the Internet Is Not Forgetting
In other news, K1 De Ultimate told "evil bloggers" they’ll suffer till old age for spreading a paternity claim. Meanwhile, his saxophonist is doing damage control while K1 literally sings about "unplanned pregnancies." No DNA test, just vibes, curses, and music.
3 min read
1
17
29 Jul 2026
EP 85
Deeone Asked the Question Nobody Wanted to Answer: Where Was Davido?
In other news, Soso Soberekon’s Warri wedding had private jets, luxury cars, and stars galore, except Davido, who went totally MIA without even a story post. Deeone publicly called out OBO for ghosting his pal's big day, proving silent drama is always the loudest guest at the party.
3 min read
1
19
29 Jul 2026
EP 84
Shatta Wale Treated Burna Boy Like a King. Then a Rumour Ended Everything
In other news, Shatta Wale hosted Burna Boy like royalty, provided cars, and even handled police bail, only to get ghosted over an unverified girlfriend rumor. Turns out VIP treatment doesn't protect you from Nollywood-level tea!
3 min read
26
29 Jul 2026
EP 83
French Is Not Better Than Igbo. Daniel Regha Tells Peter P-Square to Sit Down.
Peter P-Square landed in Paris, learned "Bonjour," and immediately asked "Who Naija language help?" Enter Daniel Regha, self-appointed language police, to remind him that Igbo lyrics paid for his mansion. Nothing says "I've arrived" like disrespecting the tongue that built your career!
3 min read
1
26
28 Jul 2026
EP 82
MC Oluomo No Fit "Compose Sentence". Davido Drags Him, and the Internet Is Cackling
Davido entered Osun politics to teach MC Oluomo English. When the transport boss challenged Governor Adeleke’s union ban, OBO dragged his sentence structure online. Because nothing settles high-stakes political rivalries like a roast on grammar!
3 min read
1
29
28 Jul 2026
EP 81
Priscilla Ojo Said "I'm Not a Child, I'm Building a Case", and Lizzy Anjorin Is the Defendant
Nothing says "I’m a mature adult" like suing your enemy. Priscilla Ojo skipped the internet boxing match and went straight to litigation after Lizzy Anjorin accused her of posing in parked jets to crash a Warri wedding. Why fight when your lawyer can do it?
4 min read
1
29
28 Jul 2026
EP 80
Ycee Said "I'm Not Elitist, I Don't Even Have a Degree", and the Internet Is Confused
In other news, accused of elitism, Ycee set the record straight: he has no degree, quit reading in SS2, and his biggest academic flex was reading the dictionary back in school. Relax guys, he can't be looking down on anyone if JAMB cutoff marks are still haunting his dreams!
4 min read
2
47
27 Jul 2026
EP 79
Gehgeh Said "Marriage Is a Scam," Then Got Married. Make It Make Sense
In other news, Anti-marriage guru Gehgeh built a brand calling marriage a scam, only to get caught dancing at his own wedding. After blaming AI and claiming he was just "standing in" for his brother, fans who ruined their relationships on his advice are left holding the ultimate clown award.
3 min read
1
34
27 Jul 2026
EP 78
30BG, Please Move On. Sophia Momodu Is Not Interested
In other news, Sophia Momodu tells 30BG fans to stop forcing an ex on her, clarifying she hasn't seen Davido in five years. While he spends millions monthly with his wife, fans are stuck in 2019 fighting ancient wars. Everyone moved on, but the internet is still holding a ghost ship together!
3 min read
1
27
27 Jul 2026
EP 77
Gehgeh's Family: "We Weren't Pretty Enough for the Guest List"
In other news, eight siblings got snubbed from a family party for failing the "aesthetics and bank account" test. Gehgeh is online giving relationship advice, while his own family is uninvited for being too broke for the photos. Blood may be thicker than water, but apparently, cash is prettier!
3 min read
1
27
27 Jul 2026
EP 76
N10k Since 2022? Babaorobo Finally Spills the Tea on Nasboi
In other news, four years of crossing Lagos for ₦10k and a masterclass in "entitlement." Babaorobo asked Nasboi for bus fare, but got paid in exposure and lectures instead. Because in 2026, loyalty buys you zero transport money, but plenty of free life advice!
3 min read
1
22
27 Jul 2026
EP 75
Peller Is Too Young for Marriage? Gehgeh Said "Money No Be God O"
In other news, Peller is getting married, but self-appointed life coach Gehgeh says he’s far too young and foolish for marital bliss. Apparently, money can’t buy emotional maturity, love is totally blind, and uninvited advice from the internet peanut gallery is always 100% free.
3 min read
1
35
26 Jul 2026
EP 74
Sheggz: "Perfect Love Is a Scam". And the Streets Are Shook
In other news, Sheggz turned 30, unlocked therapy vocab, and declared perfect love a scam. Armed with accountability and inner peace, he dropped deep relationship wisdom on the internet, only for everyone to ignore his spiritual growth and ask if he's getting back with Bella.
4 min read
27
26 Jul 2026
EP 73
Blessing CEO Got ₦20 Million Bail and a Travel Ban. The Universe Is Healing
Lagos relationship expert Blessing CEO is back in legal courtrooms with a fresh ₦20 million bail and a travel ban over an alleged ₦69.1 million property scam. Add a conveniently lost passport and multiple fraud charges to the mix, and it seems her strongest relationship is with the EFCC.
3 min read
26
26 Jul 2026
EP 72
77% of Nigerian Women Bleach, and Beverly Naya Said "Enough"
In other news, Beverly Naya survived London bullying and dropped a hit doc to fight colorism, only to find 77% of Nigerian women are still busy bleaching. We finally brought home an African trophy, but it’s for skin damage, not sports.
4 min read
26
25 Jul 2026
EP 71
Nkechi Blessing Said "Give Me Flowers," and the Bar Is Now in Hell
In other news, Nkechi Blessing just dragged relationship standards to ground level: forget cars and Banana Island mansions, a ₦5,000 bouquet is all it takes to win her heart. Meanwhile, her exes who spent millions are crying in the corner after realizing a flower shop trip was all they needed.
3 min read
25
25 Jul 2026
EP 70
Toke Makinwa Said "Wait Until You're 30," and the Streets Are Divided
In other news, Toke Makinwa says don't marry in your 20s, triggering an internet civil war. Half the ladies are cheering for self-discovery, while the rest are sweating over how to explain to their Nigerian mothers that 30 is the new 20. Marriage remains the ultimate survival sport!
3 min read
1
51
25 Jul 2026
EP 69
"Who Is Carter Efe?" Speed Darlington Asked, Then Answered His Own Question
In other news, Speed Darlington brushed off Carter Efe’s US visa denial as "just a streamer problem," definitely not because he’s still bitter Carter beat Portable in the ring. Because nothing heals old boxing trauma quite like pretending Africa’s biggest streamer doesn't exist.
3 min read
1
43
24 Jul 2026
EP 68
Four Years No Bed? Sydney Talker Said, "God Did"
Sydney Talker hasn’t shared a bed with a woman in 4 years, credits God for surviving, and is naturally turning his celibacy into a business keynote on creator wealth. Because nothing screams top-tier financial strategy quite like four solid years of zero bedtime distractions.
3 min read
2
35
24 Jul 2026
EP 67
Sharon Adeleke Said "Wear It Again," and the Fashion Police Are Mad
In other news, Sharon Adeleke committed the ultimate fashion crime: re-wearing a Coachella outfit. While her panicked team and weeping influencers mourn the collapse of the single-use closet economy, Sharon is proudly defying the internet's fashion police.
3 min read
1
33
24 Jul 2026
EP 66
Yhemolee Said "Keep Some Things Off the Timeline," and the Internet Is Listening
In other news, Yhemolee stepped up to ask why TikTok couple Ivana and Tunmise treated a personal infection like a joint press release. Apparently, "in sickness and in health" now includes notifying 10 million strangers. Oversharing at its finest!
3 min read
2
31
23 Jul 2026
EP 65
DJ Chicken Is Out, But His Mouth Might Get Him Back In
In other news, DJ Chicken traded online threats for a Kirikiri VIP pass, proved a ₦1M bail requires more paperwork than a civil service job, and somehow left prison planning a TikTok series. Standard 2026 Nigerian clout economics!
3 min read
38
23 Jul 2026
EP 64
₦80 Million Is "Small"? Simi Sanya Said What She Said
In other news, According to Simi Sanya, ₦80M for a wedding is pocket change. She allegedly spent ₦120M on hers, replete with Dubai decor and cake security, and advised broke couples to hold theirs in Ikorodu. Her strategy? Just find a man whose love language is funding a national debt.
3 min read
36
23 Jul 2026
EP 63
Superboy Cheque Said "Olodo" Is Just Jealousy in Disguise
In other news, Superboy Cheque steps into the "olodo uprising" debate to defend loud hustles like Peller's. His logic? Calling legit earners stupid is just broke-person bitterness, and obsessing over them makes you the actual olodo.
3 min read
2
41
22 Jul 2026
EP 62
Jamie Vardy Avoided the "Juju Cream" Like It Was a Red Card
Jamie Vardy survived Premier League defenders only to be defeated by a tub of shea butter. Believing Ndidi’s skincare routine was straight from a Nigerian witch doctor, Vardy chose muscle pain and English stubbornness over "juju" lotion. Premier League winner, 100+ goals, defeated by moisturiser.
3 min read
1
52
22 Jul 2026
EP 61
DJ Timmy vs. Timi Dakolo: The Contract That Started a War
In other news, DJ Timmy botched his own UK tour logistics, blamed Timi Dakolo, and tried blackmailing him with "sexcapades." Timi countered with lawyers and the actual contract showing Timmy pays for everything. 10/10 Nollywood drama, 0/10 receipts.
3 min read
2
56
22 Jul 2026
EP 60
Annie Idibia Said "Abeg Rest," But The Internet Said "Let Me Cook"
In other news, an old 2023 clip of Annie Idibia and 2Face resurfaced, causing the internet to instantly script, direct, and produce a whole imaginary reconciliation season. Annie stepped in to shut down the fanfiction, reminding everyone that not every recycled video deserves a sequel.
3 min read
1
51
21 Jul 2026
EP 59
The Grammy Gatekeeper Nobody Asked For
In other news, Portable declared that Nigerian artists can't win a Grammy without featuring him, crowning himself the "new-born Fela" and savior of Nigerian celebrity boxing. The confidence is elite, the delusion is cinematic, and the Recording Academy is currently hyperventilating.
3 min read
1
53
21 Jul 2026
EP 58
Cardi B and Maduka Okoye Are Giving Us Everything
In other news, Cardi B and Super Eagles goalie Maduka Okoye are touring Venice together, sparking wild romance rumors. While blogs debate if it’s clout or love, Okoye’s jawline is currently getting more defense coverage than his goalposts. Genius strategy or Italian getaway? The internet is hooked.
3 min read
5
52
21 Jul 2026
EP 57
10 Million for Love, But If It Shakes, Oya Refund
In other news, Peller visited Cubana Chief Priest with wedding invitations and left with ₦10 million, plus a legal clause: "If the marriage shakes, refund my money!" Turning a wedding gift into a money-back guarantee investment might just be the most Nigerian move of the year.
3 min read
3
46
21 Jul 2026
EP 56
Rosy Meurer Dropped the Name, Churchill Dropped the Tea
In other news, Rosy deleted "Churchill" from IG, so Churchill canceled the marriage entirely, claiming an "introduction" isn't a wedding. While Rosy vacations in Cancun, Churchill calls wives replaceable and her lawyers "mango tree operators." Internet popcorn sales are soaring!
3 min read
1
34
21 Jul 2026
EP 55
Chioma Holds the Keys to Davido’s Wallet, And He Is Not Mad About It
In other news, Davido admits he can't be trusted with money. Blocked from sending $4k on a private jet, he called his wife Chioma—the actual CFO who controls his $300k monthly spend. Davido may own the jet, but Chioma holds the keys to the kingdom.
3 min read
31
20 Jul 2026
EP 54
The Ice Cream That Melted Into a Full-Blown War
In other news, Nigeria’s top food critic built a career shaming everyone else's table manners, only to get publicly roasted for violently double-dipping a tub of ice cream. When the critique eventually turned back on him, the dish proved far too hot to handle. Glass houses, meet massive tablespoons.
3 min read
34
20 Jul 2026
EP 53
FIFA Strips Spain of World Cup Title, Argentina Declared World Champion
In other news, FIFA yanked Spain’s trophy over an illegal dance and an 11-second VAR power-cut, handing Argentina a win with zero shots on target. Spain is so desperate they’re consulting a comedian for legal counsel, while Messi’s housekeeper begrudgingly puts the trophy shelf back up. Pure comedy!
3 min read
2
85
20 Jul 2026
EP 52
Spain Are World Champions, And Argentina Are Still Crying
Argentina spent more time booking victory DJs than taking shots on target (zero), allowing Ferran Torres to snatch the 2026 World Cup for Spain in extra time. Turns out, planning a victory parade doesn't count as playing actual football. At least Enzo gets his DJ deposit back!
3 min read
1
51
20 Jul 2026
EP 51
Four Years, No Ring, and a Man Who Says She Is Not Ready
In other news, Mercy Eke has a UK Master’s, luxury cars, and thriving businesses, yet her boyfriend of 4 years says she’s "not ready" for marriage. Insiders cite her BBNaija drama, but the irony remains: a self-made millionaire is stalled by a man who probably relies on his mom’s generator.
3 min read
2
59
20 Jul 2026
EP 50
Five Kids in This Economy? Darey Art Alade Has Questions
In other news, Tanzanian singer Juma Jux announced he wants five kids with Priscilla Ojo, prompting Darey Art Alade to visually malfunction over the 2026 economy. Turns out five is a compromise, he secretly wants six, fully rebranding from "allegedly impotent bachelor" to "maniacal dynasty builder."
2 min read
72
18 Jul 2026
EP 49
The $4 million that never left Bella shmurda's pocket
In other news, Bloggers in 2026 dusted off a 2023 video of Bella Shmurda, added a "BREAKING" sticker, and convinced everyone he lost $4M in a fake property scam. Fans practically started a GoFundMe before Bella woke up, laughed, and reminded everyone that believing bloggers is a severe health hazard
2 min read
59
18 Jul 2026
EP 48
Billionaire olodos and the wedding that has everyone talking
In other news, Portable plans to clash with Charles Okocha in a July 31 boxing rematch, then storm TikTok star Peller’s August 1 wedding to Jarvis. Word is they have a chaotic side bet: if Portable loses, he must ditch his chains, wear a full suit, and politely greet every wedding guest!
3 min read
1
76
18 Jul 2026
EP 47
Portable Uncovers Shocking Truth: Oluwo of Iwo Is Actually Running a Chieftaincy Black Friday Sale
Portable is not happy that the Oluwo of Iwo crowned VeryDarkMan 'Atayese of Yorubaland,' and he's asking questions nobody asked him to ask. Turns out there's a whole pricing tier for chieftaincy titles now. Bobrisky's apparently next in line. Edgar doesn't lie.
4 min read
2
87
18 Jul 2026
EP 46
Ikechukwu Tells Lagos: 'I Told You So' While Everyone Else Is Just Trying Not to Drown
Lagos is underwater and Ikechukwu Onunaku is busy winning the 'I Told You So Olympics.' Victoria Island's been flooding since his primary school days, he says, and he's got a 1998 diary entry to prove it. Sand filling, bad drainage, worse gloating. Edgar doesn't lie.
4 min read
72
18 Jul 2026
EP 45
Caroline Danjuma's Cryptic Snapchat Shade Costs ₦10 Billion: The Price of Vaguebooking in 2026
Caroline Danjuma vaguebooked about an affair. Sophia Momodu said 'just deny it's about me' and got dead silence instead. Now there's a ₦10 billion lawsuit, a SAN named after paradise, and receipts nobody asked for. Edgar doesn't lie
4 min read
4
62
18 Jul 2026
EP 44
Can we look at Mr P's "I Can't Look Away" for a few minutes?
In other news, Mr P dropped 'I Can't Look Away' and Nigeria has not recovered. Davido called it fire, Mr P clapped back with a pun, and now three fan factions are at war: one wants Chris Brown on the remix, one says AI wrote it, and one just wants Paul Okoye back.
3 min read
5
153
17 Jun 2026
EP 43
A Juju Man From Oyo State Has Claimed Responsibility For South Africa's World Cup Loss.
In other news, South Africa lost 2-0 to Mexico in their World Cup opener, and Nigerians celebrated like they'd won it themselves, despite not being in the tournament at all. Then Chief Adeyemi Olatunde of Oyo State stepped forward to claim full responsibility for the loss, juju and all.
3 min read
3
129
17 Jun 2026
EP 42
Vic O Has Retired Again. This Time From Rap Completely. He Is Doing R&B Now. God help us.
In other news, Vic O has retired from music again. Retirement number three. This time he's quit rap entirely and gone R&B with a song called 'My Story.' Nigerians are begging him to delete it before government has to start regulating music.
3 min read
2
109
17 Jun 2026
EP 41
Portable Lost The Fight. We Need To Talk About Everything That Happened Before, During, And After.
In other news, Portable lost the boxing match to Cater Efe. We need to talk about everything that happened before, during, and after.
6 min read
4
191
6 May 2026
EP 40
VeryDarkMan Took A Break To Save Nigeria. He Is Back. Nigeria Is In Trouble Again.
In other news, VeryDarkMan took a break to save Nigeria. He is back. Nigeria is in trouble again. Let me give you the full timeline because context is everything.
3 min read
4
178
5 May 2026
EP 39
We Have Found The Real Reason Portable Lost To Carter Efe. Nobody Is Ready For This.
Now, before you say anything, I know what you are thinking. You are thinking it was the height difference. You are thinking it was Carter Efe's reach advantage. You are thinking it was the anointing oil versus the juju situation that clearly did not go the way Portable planned.
4 min read
3
157
5 May 2026
EP 38
A Nigerian DJ Played Music For 300 Hours Without Stopping. We Need To Talk About The Playlist.
DJ Pretty Play has done something extraordinary. The woman stood behind a DJ booth for three hundred hours, that is twelve and a half days without stopping, in an attempt to break the Guinness World Record for the longest DJ marathon. She is currently recovering.
3 min read
3
147
4 May 2026
EP 37
Papa Ajasco Has Changed His Name. Nigeria Is Not Okay With This.
Let me set the scene for you. Veteran Nollywood actor Abiodun Ayoyinka, the man Nigeria knows, loves, and has watched on television since before some of us had teeth, has officially rebranded himself. He has abandoned the name Papa Ajasco. He no longer answers to it. He has chosen a new identity.
3 min read
2
160
4 May 2026
EP 36
Omah Lay Says He Is The Best Artist Of His Generation. His Generation Has Responded.
Now I want to be fair to Omah Lay. The man can sing. The man has songs. "Godly" alone has carried more situationships than Uber. I am not here to drag him. I am simply here to report what happened after he made this statement, because the response from his generation was not what any of us expected.
2 min read
3
157
4 May 2026
EP 35
DJs Considered Banning Burna Boy's Music. They Have Announced Their Decision. It Did Not Go The Way You Think.
So by now, you have heard about the altercation between Burna Boy and DJ Tunez. Two men. One industry. Zero peace. The details of what happened are still being debated on Nigerian Twitter, which means nobody actually knows, but everyone has a strong opinion.
3 min read
6
150
27 Apr 2026
EP 34
Davido Performed At Coachella. He Has Since Refused To Come Back To Nigeria.
In other news, Davido performed at Coachella. He has since refused to come back to Nigeria. Now, let me be clear. This is not a rumour. This is not speculation. This is a man who tasted something and cannot unsee what he has seen.
2 min read
4
158
27 Apr 2026
EP 33
Tumininu Accused Angel Smith Of Cheating. We Found Out Who The Person Is.
In other news, Tumininu accused Angel Smith of cheating. We found out who the person is. Now, before I tell you who it is, I need you to understand the timeline here. Because the timeline is the real story.
2 min read
3
142
27 Apr 2026
EP 32
Mayowa Sued Roby Ekpo. Now Roby Is Suing Back. When The Suee Sues The Suer.
In other news, wonders shall never end. Mayowa sued Roby Ekpo. Now Roby is suing back. A clear case of when the suee sues the suer.
3 min read
6
148
26 Apr 2026
EP 31
Mr. P Changed His Birthday. His Twin Brother Also Changed His Birthday. To The Same Date.
In other news, Mr. P has changed his birthday. His twin brother also changed his birthday. To the same date. Nobody knows what is happening.
3 min read
7
236
26 Apr 2026
EP 30
Portable Has Already Spent Burna Boy's ₦20 Million. You Won't Believe What He Did With It
In other news, Portable confirms Burna Boy paid him ₦20 million to fight Carter Efe. The problem is that he already spent the money on something else. So I need you to follow this story carefully because I promise you, if you miss any part of it, you will not understand how we got here.
3 min read
9
205
26 Apr 2026
EP 29
National Grid Collapsed. President Stumbled. Nigerians Logged On
Something is happening in Nigeria, wait, no. Scratch that. Something is always happening in Nigeria. But this week? It happened in stereo.
5 min read
3
103
10 Feb 2026
EP 28
Nigerian Streamers Are Quietly Taking Over Africa in 2026 And Carter Efe Is Moving very fast…
Across multiple platforms and rankings, Nigerian streamers are dominating Africa’s Top 10 lists, and the conversations online are getting louder by the day. The reactions? Shock, excitement, arguments, pride, the full package
3 min read
3
68
10 Feb 2026
EP 27
The Grammy Awards 2026: Davido, Burna Boy, Tyla & the African Music Moment Everyone Is Watching
The 2026 Grammy Awards have concluded in Los Angeles, leaving Nigeria with a mix of historic pride and competitive disappointment as the country’s biggest stars fell short in their respective categories.
3 min read
4
86
3 Feb 2026
EP 26
How Namibia Cooked Nigeria Online and Didn’t Even Break a Sweat
All it took was one Naija keyboard warrior with misplaced confidence and zero Google, and now 220 million people are getting turned into online shawarma by 2.5 million Namibians live on X, no ads, no mercy.
3 min read
1
140
3 Feb 2026
EP 25
Peller Resumed University and Dropped Out Faster Than You Can Say "Matriculation" — Now He's Touring 19 States
TikTok star Peller resumed at Caleb University, got applause from Nigerians, then dropped out days later to announce a 19-state tour. No drama, just a decision that left parents shook and the internet asking: "Tour to do what exactly?" Memes are flying, opinions are divided, and Nigeria is watching.
4 min read
1
135
31 Jan 2026
EP 24
Inside Story of iShowspeed Two Contrasting Moments with Jarvis, Peller
Chaos vs. Chemistry: An Inside Look at IShowSpeed’s Two Very Different Encounters with Nigeria’s Viral Duo, Peller and Jarvis. A look at why IShowSpeed's separate interactions with the duo were worlds apart.
4 min read
3
94
23 Jan 2026
EP 23
iShowspeed Turns 21 in Nigeria Chaos, Cake, and Cultural Moments!*
On January 21st, Speed didn’t just turn a year older—he went global-viral while streaming live from Lagos, Nigeria! That’s right: the energy, the hype, the chaos—all of it was streamed live for millions to witness. But here are the moments fans didn’t get to see.
3 min read
2
65
23 Jan 2026
EP 22
2026 – The Year of What Belongs to Caesar After “Obleee” is “Ebelebe!”
It’s only January, but Nigerians are sweating heavily and it’s not because of the weather, but the Tax laws which were signed and passed last year, while we were booking Christmas rice and chickens for the festive celebration.
4 min read
6
70
11 Jan 2026
EP 21
The Real Reason Fubara and Wike Are Fighting (Allegedly)
While Rivers State House of Assembly members were dusting impeachment manuals and speaking in heavy constitutional grammar, people close to the situation were reportedly less interested in politics and more interested in unfinished personal business.
3 min read
1
46
11 Jan 2026
EP 20
Premier League Weekend Results & Banter: Gameweek 20 Review (January 3-4, 2026)
Welcome to the inaugural edition of The Monkey Post - where we celebrate football by absolutely roasting everyone who didn't get three points. This weekend's Premier League action gave us drama, comedy, and pure embarrassment. Let's break down all the results.
6 min read
1
109
8 Jan 2026
EP 19
Who Stole Anthony Joshua's Phone After Lagos Car Crash? 3 Prime Suspects Revealed
IN OTHER NEWS: Anthony Joshua's uncle confirms boxer's phone was stolen at the accident scene. We've investigated and found THREE suspects. Read till the end.
9 min read
2
96
6 Jan 2026
EP 1
Witches In Shock As NDLEA Arrests 65-Year-Old Grandma Linked To Major Drug Supply Chain During Detty December
Witches left surprised as NDLEA arrested a wanted 65-year-old grandma, Fatima Ilori, linked to a major illicit drug distribution ring in Ibadan.
2 min read
55
4 Jan 2026
EP 1
Soldiers vs NEPA: Who Gave Light Bill a Black Eye?
Lagos witnessed a shocking twist as soldiers stormed NEPA offices over unpaid bills, turned Ikeja Electric into WrestleMania, and allegedly kidnapped staff! Is this a power struggle or premium drama?
7 min read
2
44
22 Apr 2025
EP 1
THE RETURN OF MR. NIGERIA AND THE FATE OF THE POOR GIRLS
Mr. Nigeria Scandal: Ugo Nwokolo Claims He Was Manipulated into Saying "Poor Girls Turn Me On"—Silverbird Launches Investigation!
6 min read
2
29
22 Apr 2025
EP 1
ODOGWU PANRARA: THE EMPEROR, THE CHAMPION, THE GRAND SABOTEUR OF IGBO PRESTIGE
Odogwu Panrara! The viral phrase shaking up Igbo pride, Nollywood romance, and one uncle’s blood pressure. Here’s why everyone’s talking about Love in Every Word
5 min read
1
45
18 Apr 2025
EP 1
KLINTON COD VS EGUNGUN: MASSIVE BATTLE OF THE CONTENT CREATORS
Klinton Cod vs Egungun of Lagos! A fiery clash of content creators erupts as Klinton slams Egungun's viral content as 'OnlyFans material.'
6 min read
47
18 Apr 2025
EP 1
THE PATERNITY DRIBBLE OF CHIKA IKE’S UNBORN BABY
Chika Ike’s pregnancy reveal has sparked wild paternity rumors linking her to billionaire Ned Nwoko. Is Regina Daniels worried? The drama is juicy, the tea is hot
7 min read
1
40
18 Apr 2025
EP 1
OLUWADOLARZ & IFE LUV: WHEN FOREVER HAS AN EXPIRY DATE
What started as #CoupleGoals ended in Instagram exposés, cheating scandals, bathroom drama, and Mama Dolarz begging on TikTok Live. This breakup had everything—except peace
6 min read
35
18 Apr 2025
EP 1
ADETOUN VS. STREET-SWEEPER MUM: WHEN ACTVISIM MEETS “OVERSABI AUNTY ENERGY.”
Activist Adetoun caught an 11-year-old working with her mum as a street sweeper at 4:30 AM, sparking social media chaos. While some hailed her for fighting child labor, others slammed her for turning it into a public spectacle.
5 min read
34
18 Apr 2025
EP 1
ELSA MAJIMBO’S GUIDE TO LIFE: NO BABIES, NO BROKE MEN, NO NONSENSE!
Elsa Majimbo drops the ultimate survival guide: no babies, no broke men, and zero nonsense! Forget trying to trap a man with a baby or relying on him for your survival.
7 min read
35
18 Apr 2025
EP 1
ZICSALOMA’S PLASTIC SURGERY ERA - AND HE'S JUST GETTING STARTED
ZicSaloma just gave his nose a glow-up and isn't stopping there. Next up: forehead and lips!
7 min read
44
18 Apr 2025
EP 1
POLICE IS YOUR FRIEND JUST GOT EXPENSIVE
From ‘Anything for the Boys’ to ‘Everything for the Boys’. Police Friendship Now Comes with Fines!
7 min read
30
18 Apr 2025
EP 1
THIS COULD BE YOU’ BUT VEEKEE JAMES THINKS YOUR STANDARDS ARE TOO HIGH
When Veekee James dropped her now-viral POV post, she didn’t just serve love, she served controversy! Is she shading single women or redefining ‘relationship goals’?
7 min read
1
34
18 Apr 2025
EP 1
FROM KHAKI TO CAMOUFLAGE: NYSC BECOMES THE LATEST EDITION OF CALL OF DUTY
A shocking proposal wants to turn NYSC into a Special Military Service with combat training and big pay. Is this the end of khaki and allawee?
5 min read
47
18 Apr 2025
EP 1
YOUR HUSBAND CAN ACTUALLY SUE YOU FOR BEING TOO CURIOUS ON HIS PHONE
Your partner’s phone is not Looku Looku property! In this hilarious episode of In Other News, we unpack how checking your spouse's phone without permission could land you in court.
6 min read
91
18 Apr 2025
EP 1
THE TALE OF MR. NIGERIA AND THE POOR GIRLS
Mr. Nigeria says he loves poor girls because they pray, cook, and "rise" him. In this wild episode of In Other News, we unpack how Ugochukwu Nwokolo turned poverty into a love language.
6 min read
71
18 Apr 2025
EP 1
ENIOLUWA FINDS LOVE BEYOND FOOD - OR HAS HE?
Is Enioluwa in love with Ayra Starr? The Lip Gloss Guy says he's anti-relationships. So why's he confessing under her Instagram post? Find out the tea!
6 min read
40
17 Apr 2025
EP 1
IS ICE PRINCE’S ICE STARTING TO MELT?
Ice Prince under fire as baby mama exposes years of alleged neglect. From court drama to Jamal's health scare. Is the 'Oleku' rapper losing his cool?
6 min read
59
17 Apr 2025
EP 1
What Will Break the Internet This Week? (Jan 22nd - 28th 2025) -Entertainment Predictions
Welcome, CheckMates, to the first edition of Entertainment Predictions where we take last week’s chaos and predict next week’s drama. Buckle up because the social media streets are about to get messier than a Nigerian wedding after-party!
5 min read
56
20 Jan 2025