Femi Dapson Slams Those Who Said His Wife Can't Cook; He Hasn't Eaten Her Real Cooking in Six Years.

In other news, Femi Dapson has decided that if you come for his wife's cooking, you are coming for his happiness.

The music video director recently took to social media to gush over a sumptuous delicacy his wife, Simi Sanya, cooked for him, shutting down critics who have questioned her culinary skills. The post comes after his wife sparked debate by admitting she only knows how to cook spaghetti, yam, eggs, bread and tea. Many had taken her confession as a sign that she couldn't feed her husband, but Femi is here to prove them wrong.

(sips energy drink like Bank W)

Simi, a lifestyle content creator, has always been open about her limited cooking abilities, even saying she made it clear before they married so there would be no surprises. "You see me the way I am. You know that I don't know how to cook. Now I'm in a relationship; you will now say, ' Let me go and be cooking for you in your house every weekend… why? Was that the plan? Didn't I tell you before?" she said in a podcast interview. Despite this, Femi has never complained, and the recent meal she prepared has him singing her praises even louder. 

(yimu like Davido, watching a man defend his wife's cooking like it's a presidential election)

But here is what the blogs did not tell you.

The real reason Femi Dapson rushed to praise his wife's cooking is not because she made an amazing meal. It is because he secretly hired a private chef to cook the meal, then posted it online as if Simi made it herself. He has been doing this for months to protect her reputation, but the chef recently threatened to expose him if he doesn't get a raise. Femi is not defending his wife, he is defending his lie. 

Edgar doesn't lie.

Source: One of the private chef's assistants, Amanda Dara, who saw the kitchen arrangement and confirmed the chef has been cooking all of Simi's

"homemade" meals since February.

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