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EP 207 · IN OTHER NEWS

Spyro Offers Dancer ₦5 Million to Learn Handwork, Dancer Says He's Already Specialised in Legwork.

In other news, Spyro has reportedly offered a dancer ₦5 million to learn a vocational skill after praising his performance, but the dancer insists he has already mastered his own craft

Edgar Eriakha
Published 20 Sept 2026 · 2 min read
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Close-up of Spyro wearing stylish sunglasses and a red jacket.

Close-up of Spyro wearing stylish sunglasses and a red jacket.

In other news, Spyro has officially put his money where his mouth is, but the response he got was not what he expected.

The singer, who recently made headlines for saying nobody wants to learn handwork anymore and announcing his own plans to become a tailor, has reportedly offered a dancer ₦5 million to enroll in a vocational training programme. According to sources, Spyro was impressed by the dancer's energy during a performance and decided he would sponsor him to learn a trade.

(giving bombastic side eye like Simi)

But the dancer, identified as a popular Lagos-based performer, reportedly turned down the offer. He explained that he has already specialised in "legwork" and has no plans to learn any other kind of work. Sources say he told Spyro:

"Legwork is handwork. I have already mastered my own trade."

(nods head like D’banj)

The exchange has since sparked conversations online, with many praising the dancer for knowing his worth and others questioning whether Spyro is genuinely trying to help or just looking for a new apprentice.

 (shakes head like Davido)

But here is what the blogs did not tell you.

Spyro offering the dancer ₦5 million is not because he was impressed by his performance; it is because Spyro has been struggling with his own tailoring lessons and needs someone to practice on. He figured that if he paid a dancer to learn tailoring, the dancer could become his personal sewing assistant. The dancer saw through the plan immediately and declined. He is not a tailor; he is a survivor.

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A close-up of Spyro wearing sunglasses and a blue shirt.

Source: One of the dancer's friends, Bidemi Davis, who heard the conversation between Spyro and the dancer.

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