In other news, VeryDarkMan has officially entered the spiritual market, and the flyers are already circulating.
The controversial activist and social media critic has announced a 3-day revival crusade themed:
"How to Relocate Only by Prayer."
According to sources, the event will hold at a yet-to-be-disclosed venue in Lagos and will feature sessions on
"Praying Your Way to Canada, Declaring Your Visa Into Existence, and Binding the Spirit of Embassy Rejection."
(giving bombastic side eye like Iyabo Ojo)
The crusade is reportedly aimed at young Nigerians who are desperate to leave the country but cannot afford the process. VeryDarkMan has promised that attendees will learn how to:
"pray their passports into approval" and "fast their way to a work permit." He has also hinted at a special session for those who have been denied visas multiple times, titled "From Refusal to Approval: A Testimony Service."
(laughing out loud like Priscilla Ojo)
The announcement has sparked mixed reactions online, with some calling it a creative solution to a real problem and others questioning whether prayer alone can solve immigration issues.
(shakes head like Juma Jux)
VeryDarkMan has reportedly been trying to relocate to Canada himself for the past two years and has been denied a visa twice. Sources say he decided to organize the crusade after his second refusal, hoping that mass prayer would change his luck. He has already booked a venue and printed 5,000 flyers. His team has not confirmed whether he will be attending his own crusade or watching from a live stream.
Apostle Arome Osayi claimed to be the first Apostle to have a conversation with Satan. Read here: Satan Denies Communicating With Apostle Arome Osayi, Says He's Been on Leave and Hasn't Visited Nigeria Since End SARS. Listen to my podcast. Why Am I Still Single? Available right here on checkedgar.com.
Source: One of VDM's associates, Steven Chukwuma, who confirmed he has been applying for Canadian visas since 2023 and is still waiting.
