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EP 198 · IN OTHER NEWS

Judas the Bead Maker Says BBL Girls Are Suffering, Now She's Considering a GoFundMe to Get Her Old Body Back.

In other news, Judas The Bead Maker has joked about the changing “BBL economy,” saying women who got their surgeries between 2024 and 2026 are no longer enjoying the same benefits as before.

Edgar Eriakha
Published 16 Sept 2026 · 3 min read
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Judas the Bead Maker with braided hair wearing a striped shirt, looking towards the camera with a slight smile.

Judas the Bead Maker with braided hair wearing a striped shirt, looking towards the camera with a slight smile.

In other news, Judas The Bead Maker has delivered what might be the most honest BBL testimony of 2026, and the internet is equal parts amused and concerned.

The Nigerian content creator recently reflected on the decline in benefits associated with having a Brazilian Butt Lift, particularly for women who underwent the procedure between 2024 and 2026. According to her, those who got their BBLs years ago enjoyed the attention and financial perks that came with a curvier figure, but the streets have changed.

"Nobody has suffered as much as those of us who did BBL in 2024, 2025 and 2026. All we do now is to explain and explain because the streets are no longer the same. There's no gain anymore,"

She said.

(laughing like Uche Montana)

She explained that the era of ballers and big spenders is gone.

"You see the people who did their BBL way back? Those are the ones who enjoyed it because at that time, boys were hot, ballers were around."

Now, she says, women have to create content just to make money from their appearance.

"If you don't create content, you won't make money. The yansh has no gain anymore."

(yimu like Tonto Dikeh)

Judas also revealed that since her own procedure, many of the wealthy men she expected to encounter had either been arrested or left Nigeria.

"Since I did my yansh, all the drug dealers have been arrested, the bigger boys have left Nigeria and gone to Cape Town. Everywhere is dry."

She ended by questioning women who claim they did not get BBL for men, asking,

"Why are you explaining?"

 (shakes head like Tiwa Savage)

But here is what the blogs did not tell you.

The real reason Judas is speaking out now is not because she wants to warn other women. It is because she is quietly planning to reverse her BBL and has started a GoFundMe to cover the cost. She has been telling her followers that she is "educating" them, but her close friends say she has already booked a consultation with a surgeon in Turkey and is waiting for the donations to hit her account. She is not lamenting the state of the streets, she is fundraising.

Tems says she's done with men, but her Wedding Invitation says otherwise. Read here: Tems Says She's Left the Streets and Won't Let Men Waste Her Time, But Apparently Someone Has Already Printed the Wedding Invitations. Listen to my podcast. Why Am I Still Single? Available right here on checkedgar.com.

Judas the Bead Maker showcases her tattoo while wearing a black tank top and necklace.

Source: One of Judas's cousins, Efe Peters, who saw the GoFundMe draft and confirmed she has been asking for "support for a new chapter."

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