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EP 75 · IN OTHER NEWS

Peller Is Too Young for Marriage? Gehgeh Said "Money No Be God O"

In other news, Peller is getting married, but self-appointed life coach Gehgeh says he’s far too young and foolish for marital bliss. Apparently, money can’t buy emotional maturity, love is totally blind, and uninvited advice from the internet peanut gallery is always 100% free.

Edgar Eriakha
Published 26 Jul 2026 · 3 min read
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In other news, Gehgeh has entered the chat, and he is not here to celebrate Peller's wedding. He is here to rain on the parade.

The financial coach sat down for a podcast and declared that Peller is making a mistake by marrying Jarvis at his age. According to Gehgeh, the TikTok star is too young for the responsibilities that come with marriage, regardless of his financial success.

(grabs chair like Sonia Uche)

"Me, I feel like they're too young, especially the boy, too young for marriage responsibility," he said.

Gehgeh revealed that he has repeatedly advised Peller against rushing into marriage. "Bro, this thing you're doing never reach this level oh. You are too young for the responsibility where you want carry," he said.

He argued that wealth alone is not enough to sustain a relationship. Experience and wisdom matter more. "People dey say, 'Ah, but he get the money now.' But money no dey enough to lead woman. You go see even billionaires, women dey use them. So na wisdom and experience dey lead woman, not money". 

(nodding head like Beverly Osu)

But here is what the blogs did not tell you.

Gehgeh claims Peller is deeply in love, which is affecting his judgment. "Person where dey in love, na woman dey lead am. Na Peller love Jarvis. Jarvis no love Peller. The girl choose am," he said bluntly. He even compared love to blindness. "Love is blind, and blind person no fit lead". The man basically said Peller cannot see clearly because he is too busy being in love. 

( shakes head like Bimbo Thomas)

Sources close to both camps have leaked that Gehgeh's comments are not just from observation. Apparently, he and Peller have had private conversations about this. The coach has been advising him online and offline, and Peller has reportedly been ignoring the advice. Gehgeh is frustrated. Peller is in love. And Jarvis is planning a wedding. 

The real tea is not about the age or the money. It is that Gehgeh just told the internet that Peller is too young for marriage, and Peller is probably already designing his wedding invitations. The wedding is happening. The date is set. The aso ebi is ready. And Gehgeh is still talking about "wisdom and experience." In 2026, that is the kind of advice nobody asked for but everyone is now debating.

Edgar doesn't lie.

Source: Gehgeh's Relationship Therapist, Mrs Juliet Armani, who doesn’t understand her client anymore.

Sheggz turned 30 and realized perfect love is a scam. Read here: Sheggz: "Perfect Love Is a Scam". And the Streets Are Shook. At least his advice came from personal experience. This one is Gehgeh speaking from the sidelines. You want to know why I am still single? Listen to my podcast. Why Am I Still Single? Available right here on checkedgar.com.

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