Tumininu Accused Angel Smith Of Cheating. We Found Out Who The Person Is.
In other news, Tumininu accused Angel Smith of cheating. We found out who the person is.
Now, before I tell you who it is, I need you to understand the timeline here. Because the timeline is the real story.
Angel Smith and Tumininu had their white wedding. A full white wedding. With cake. With aso-ebi and baggy jeans. With people spraying money and pretending they are happy for the couple while secretly calculating how long they predict the marriage will last, and wondering why two beautiful women are getting married when there are single men like me. I digress. Less than one month later, Tumininu is online accusing Angel of cheating.
(Laughs like Julius Agwu)
One month. Thirty days. Some people have not even finished writing their thank-you notes to their wedding guests, and this woman is already filing emotional reports online about another woman.
Now. Our sources have confirmed the identity of the person Angel allegedly cheated with.
It was the wedding photographer.
Before you say anything, hear me out. The photographer spent the entire wedding day staring at Angel. Following her everywhere. Capturing her best angles. Whispering, "turn this way, turn that way, give me more." And at the end of the night, she sent her a private gallery with the subject line "just for you."
Tumininu saw the gallery notification and has not been the same since.
(shakes head like Ayra Starr)
The photographer has since released a statement saying she was "just doing her job." The wedding album has been deleted. The aso-ebi has been returned. The cake topper is in police custody, and the wedding bouncers are still waiting for their balance. This life no balance.
I'm Edgar Eriakha. And in other news, stay single. It's cheaper.
Edgar doesn't lie.
Source: The bouncer told me not to tell anyone. Please keep this story with you like a brand new iPhone charger.
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