EP 91 · IN OTHER NEWS

Rudeboy Said He's a Nobody and Honestly? We Believe Him

In other news, after Mr. P dissed his native tongue in Paris, Rudeboy pulled out a guitar to sing in Igbo and declare himself a "nobody." Now, an uninvited uncle confirms future twin feuds will be strictly fought via passive-aggressive acoustic guitar solos.

Headline card: Rudeboy in a black blazer with blonde-tipped dreadlocks

Headline card: Rudeboy in a black blazer with blonde-tipped dreadlocks

In other news, Paul Okoye has done something twins are contractually required to do at least once a decade: publicly embarrass the other one without saying his name.

Headline card: Rudeboy in a white bandana and sunglasses

On Wednesday, Rudeboy took to X to announce that he is, in his own words, a "nobody" without his culture, his native language, and his pride as a proudly Nigerian, proudly Igbo man. He backed this up with a video of himself singing in Igbo while playing a guitar, in case anyone doubted the sincerity of a man who just told the internet he is nothing.

(laughs like Kanu, watching a man turn an identity crisis into a music video)

The timing was not an accident. Two days earlier, his twin brother Peter, aka Mr P, had posted from Paris celebrating his children's fluent French, and asked a fan questioning their Igbo fluency, "who Naija language help?" The internet did not take this well.

Headline card: Rudeboy in a patterned bandana and dark sunglasses

And right on schedule, Rudeboy showed up with his guitar to remind everyone that some twins finish each other's sentences, and some twins finish each other's brand.

(sighs like RMD, watching a family group chat turn into a press release)

But here is what the blogs did not tell you.

Headline card: Peter and Paul Okoye in white vests and sunglasses

Sources close to the family, specifically, one uncle who was not asked to comment but commented anyway, say the brothers have privately agreed to settle all future disagreements exclusively through interpretive guitar solos. Peter is reportedly already rehearsing a French rebuttal.

Edgar doesn't lie.

Source: the same uncle, speaking through a WhatsApp status.

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