In other news, Portable walked out of the ring and told the world he was bitten like a cheap street snack.
The controversial singer lost his celebrity boxing rematch against actor Charles Okocha after abandoning the bout during the opening round at the Balmoral Convention Centre, Victoria Island, Lagos. The fight, tagged "Unfinished Business," was supposed to settle their long-running rivalry once and for all. Instead, it descended into chaos when Portable grabbed Okocha, took him to the canvas, and turned boxing into WWE. The referee and bouncers had to separate both men. When the dust settled, Portable walked out. He later returned to protest, but officials had already declared Okocha the winner.
(laughing like Carter Efe, watching a man turn a boxing match into a wrestling audition)
Hours later, Portable posted a video showing wounds on his back and body, claiming Okocha bit him during the contest. "They said he eats Molly. He didn't see Molly anymore. So he ate my back," he said. He also alleged Okocha choked his neck tightly, adding, "He bit me, number one. He choked my neck. Camera it. That's why I say I don't fight again. I'm big! I'm bigger than the money! I'm a star!".
(yimu like DJ Chicken, watching a man blame a bite on someone else's drug habit)
But here is what the blogs did not tell you.
The real reason Portable walked out is not the bite or the choke. It is because Okocha's teeth marks are worth more than the fight purse. Portable has already contacted a tattoo artist to turn the bite mark into permanent body art. He plans to sell "Zeh Nation Bite Merch" and release a diss track called "Molly Teeth." The bite is not an injury. It is a branding opportunity. Okocha gave him free content and he is running with it. The choke? That was just a bonus. Portable walked out because he realized he could make more money from the bite than from the belt. And he is right.
(rubs forehead like Obi Cubana, calculating how many merch sales come from a good bite mark)
Edgar doesn't lie.
Source: A tattoo artist in Lekki, Ayomide Agoro, who received a midnight DM from Portable asking, "Can you ink teeth marks on my back?"
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