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EP 112 · IN OTHER NEWS

Fave Said No One Should Send Her Flowers, She Wants the President's Head Instead.

Fave got anonymous flowers on a cheap plain note, so naturally, she roasted them online. Truth is, she’s not mad about the bouquet, she’s just pissed it wasn’t an invite to Aso Rock to pitch the President. Next time, don't send roses; send political leverage.

Edgar Eriakha
Published 7 Aug 2026 · 2 min read
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In other news, Fave has let the world know that a small bouquet is not enough to earn her appreciation.

The singer recently shared her frustration after receiving an anonymous bouquet of flowers she described as underwhelming. In a video, she showed the bouquet and questioned why anyone would send her flowers without including their name. She also pointed out that the note attached was written on a plain piece of paper instead of a proper card.

( giving bombastic side eye like JJ Okocha )

According to Fave, the gesture did not leave her curious about the sender, adding that no one has reached out to ask if she received the flowers. She went on to say that people should stop sending her flowers unless they are "worthy of my appreciation," adding that if the sender had included their name, she would at least know who to throw them away from.

(shakes head Tems, watching a woman turn a romantic gesture into a social media roast)

But here is what the blogs did not tell you.

The real reason Fave is so upset is not the cheap bouquet or the plain paper note. It is because she has been waiting for a very specific gift for years, and flowers are not it. Fave has been campaigning for a meeting with the President for months, hoping to discuss the state of the entertainment industry. She has sent letters, made calls, and even tweeted at the presidency multiple times. Instead of a response from Aso Rock, she got flowers from someone who couldn't even bother to write their name. Now she is using the video to send a message: "If you want to impress me, bring me the President's head, or at least his signature on a bill."

Edgar doesn't lie.

Source: One of Fave's assistants, Montana Hannah, who saw the letters she sent to Aso Rock and confirmed she has been waiting for a response since January.

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