

I’ll be reading some of the incredible emails, messages, comments, and DMs I’ve received from you. Plus, I’ve got some exciting announcements and even bigger giveaways lined up. Think you’ve got what it takes to win a date with me or a brand-new iPhone 15? Then stick around, because two special Q&A sessions are coming your way with those amazing prizes up for grabs! It’s my way of saying THANK YOU for all the love and support.
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Yo! Yo! Yo! I wanna Rap, i wanna Rap
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My name is Edgar, I am not a beggar, I need a girlfriend that can make me better. No gold digger, nah, not a debtor, Just someone real, down for any weather.
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I'm Check Edgar, slick like a dresser, Got my mind sharp, I'm a vibe compressor. I ain't lookin' for stress, just a love investor, Slide in my lane, be my heart's protector.
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Now everybody know, I ain't no quitter, But these single streets got me feelin' bitter. I need a queen, no clown or trickster, Someone who sticks, not a hit-and-misser.
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If you see me drive by, you can take a picture, But i dont have a car, just a good character Love everywhere flows like a river. From Lagos to Dubai, yeah, we deliver, Spittin' these bars cold, call me a shiver.
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Edgar's the name, and I got that swagger, I'm steady on point, sharper than a dagger. Got a podcast blowin' up like a banger, When we vibe right, you dont need another.
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So slide in the DM, no need for a lecture, Be my queen, girl, forget the pressure Skin so soft, i can feel the texture Edgar doesnt lie, lets please my pleasure
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yAH!
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Yo I wanna rap, I wanna rap I wanna Rap
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Welcome to the TGIF edition of the Why Am I Still Single podcast!
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Okay, okay, okay! Hey guys! What's up?! I am super excited, super pumped, electrified, and on fire this beautiful afternoon! Welcome to the first-ever TGIF edition of the Why Am I Still Single? podcast!
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Boy, we have come a long way. Can you believe it's already the 10th episode?! As promised, we are having a PARTY today! Yes, yes, get your dancing shoes ready, and pick up a glass, because we've got a lot in store for you guys today.
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We'll be playing games, making some announcements, giving away cool stuff, and reading the messages and stories you all have been sending to my email. It's going to be wild!
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Oh wait, wait, pardon my manners. If this is your first time listening to the podcast, welcome!
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Guys come on, Okay! My name is Check Edgar, and this show is basically my personal search for a wife. Every Friday for the past nine weeks, I've been sharing stories about the different girls I've had something with, from my days in secondary school to around 2019, just before fame found me in 2020.
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The goal? To share all my relationship troubles until I finally get a girlfriend, then get married, and boom, end the podcast! Simple mission, right?
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So hey, if you're single and need a boyfriend… date me! I mean it!
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If you don't know me, that's okay, I also don't know you. So we're even! But I promise, you'll have a blast here. And hey, you're officially part of the family now, you're a CheckMate!
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Now, typically, I'd share one of my relationship stories, but today isn't just about me, it's about YOU, my amazing listeners! I'll be reading some of your emails, messages, comments, and DMs.
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But first… let's kick things off with a giveaway! So, do we have people in the house who love Sneakers? If you love the colour purple and wear a size 42, I have a pair of fresh sneakers for you. A fan sent them to me, but... they weren't my size. So rather than let them gather dust in my room, I figured I'd give them away.
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If the shoes fit and you want them, just shoot me an email at edgar@checkedgar.com, and they're yours. Good luck!
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Now, a special shout-out to all my listeners:
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To my Instagram family, if you found this podcast through IG, you're an OG! I love you guys. Keep sharing the episodes! WhatsApp crew, WHATSAPPPPP! God bless you guys. My Reddit community, you already know I've got mad love for you. And shout-out to everyone listening from the UK, Ireland, and beyond, y'all are three much!
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To everyone who has been donating, sending reminders, and making sure I drop a new episode every Friday, you know I love you.
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Big thanks to the Check Edgar team, from the sound editor to my manager, to the graphics designer, and the promoters. Y'all get a bottle of mineral and two cabin biscuits each! Okay, okay, how could I forget to thank my parents?!
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Mummy! If you're listening to this, Anyways, I love you Ma, you're the apple of my eye. At least for now, until I get married. And Chairman! (That's what I call my dad.) Chairman, how far na?
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Finally, to all my CheckMates across the world, you guys are the reason I keep pushing. I do not take your love for granted.
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And oh, Edgar! What would I do without you? You're kind, humble, loving, if I weren't you, I'd probably ask you out myself!
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I know some of you are wondering, What is this guy even saying? Wait first, I am not drunk, high or crazy. I'm just excited, okay? Allow me!
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Usually, right after the intro, I play the theme song and dive into the main story…
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But today is different. For this special occasion, I will not be playing the theme song, instead, I'll be playing the full version of the theme song! Yes, I actually recorded a full track, and it's now available on Spotify, Apple Music, YouTube, anywhere you get your music.
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The title, of course, is "Why Am I Still Single?" Please, stream it like prescribed medication, twice in the morning, twice at night. Make it part of your routine and playlist. Put it on Repeat, especially if you're still single! This is our new Anthem!
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Alright, CheckMates, without further ado, here is "Why Am I Still Single?", the music by none other than yours truly, Check Edgar.
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Enjoy!
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Alright, alright, alright! If you listened to that song and enjoyed it, let me know in the comments or DMs. I need to be sure my voice is not as terrible as my sister says it is. Also, a quick shoutout to the geniuses behind the first verse, ICEBLAZE! They just dropped a masterpiece, a hit called Controlla, if you love good music, you must check that out too. Amazing Stuff
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Now, it's time for Q&A Part 1!
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The rules are simple: the first person to get all 10 questions correct wins some juicy rewards. Here's what's on the line: a paid dinner with your partner, a movie date with yours truly, Check Edgar, the exclusive WAISS merch, T-shirt and face cap, and the final prize: an opportunity to appear in a special episode of the podcast! And so much more.
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To participate, just send your answers to edgar@checkedgar.com. The first correct entry wins!
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For anyone tuning in for the first time, you have two options: One, Wait for the next TGIF edition, coming when we hit the 20th episode. That's if I'm still single, I pray not. Or two… binge every single episode, catch up on all the wild stories, and send in your answers now! Each episode is just 40 minutes, easy, right? Exactly.
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Alright, here are the questions! Your time starts now!
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1. Where in the U.S. did Ammanda live? 2. What were the four things my mom warned me about in Romeo and Juliet? 3. What was written on Princess's Tinder bio? 4. What gift did Christine give me? 5. What is Loveth's love language? 6. Which football club do I support, as mentioned in The Prayer episode? 7. What was the name of my love interest in Chicken Wings? 8. What did Olamide say to me at the cinema? 9. Which African god did I portray in Madam K? 10. What is my full name?
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Good luck, everyone! I can't wait to read your emails. I'll reveal the winner next Friday, so be sure to tune in for that. And hey, if you're out here saying these questions are too easy, don't worry JAMB Officer! When we hit Episode 20, the next TGIF edition will feature harder questions. I promise!
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Now, let's jump into some exciting announcements.
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First announcement: The Why Am I Still Single? podcast is going visual in 2025! That's right, we're moving from audio-only to a full video podcast. You dont only get to hear my voice but see my face and enjoy the emotions for real. Exciting right? I know! For those who enjoy just audio, do not worry, you won't miss much as the video audio will be edited separately to retain the quality you love. I got you!
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But it's not just going to be me chilling in the studio sharing my stories. We're bringing your favourite celebrities to talk about their love life, why they're still single, how they got married, and… how many hearts they've broken along the way. We would hear everything.
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We'll also invite some of my exes to the show, because why not? From Ammanda to Christine and the rest. Let's hear from them, what went right, what went wrong, and what really happened. For those that like Amebo, God has finally answered your prayers.
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If I'm still single in 2025, God forbid, this visual experience will be epic. I promise it's going to be fun.
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Now for the second announcement. Are You sure you're ready for this one?
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In 2025, from the stables of Check Edgar, we are launching not one, but two new podcasts! Yes! Yes!
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The first one is titled "Disclosure", a true crime podcast following the harrowing story of a young girl fighting for justice after claiming she was raped by a powerful pastor in Lagos, Nigeria. It's going to be intense, gripping, and real.
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The second is titled, "Blue Roses", a therapeutic-erotic podcast for married or separated couples looking to reignite their intimacy and improve their sexual health. This one's focused on therapy, not entertainment, so please, if you're single or dating, this podcast is not for you. Jump and pass, stick with Why Am I Still Single or Disclosure. Again, this is mainly for therapy. It is going to be fully vulgar and highly sexual, if it's not for you, jump and pass.
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These new additions are going to be limited podcasts of about 10 episodes. So make sure you're tuned in when they drop. All three podcasts will be available on every podcast platform, but first, they'll drop on www.checkedgar.com. My Website. And yes, I'll be the voice behind all of them, written, narrated, hosted, and powered by Check Edgar.
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For sponsorships, collaborations, or feedback, send me an email at edgar@checkedgar.com. I'm always listening!
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When we come back, we'll dive into some of the messages and DMs I've received from you amazing CheckMates! Let's hear what you guys have to say.
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But first, let's enjoy a quick lame promo break, Edgar doesn't lie, we'll be right back!
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Tired of waking up in the morning to a lonely bed? Has your pillow been giving you the silent treatment? Are you tired of rewatching old romantic movies, wondering when it'll finally be your turn to fall in love while walking in the rain, hand-in-hand with your soul mate? Well, we have absolutely nothing to solve that problem. I'm here to offer you… nothing. No miracle cure, no magic potion, not even a free T-shirt. Just the smooth, buttery sound of my voice.
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BUT! If you have a business, a product, or even a secret family recipe for jollof rice that you think the world needs to know about, here's your chance! Until I get real sponsors with actual products, you'll have to endure these silly ads. But you can change that! Yes, YOU can be the hero of this podcast by sponsoring an episode! Send an email to edgar@checkedgar.com if you want to hear your business being advertised in the smoothest, most handsomely voiced way possible.
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Until then… well, brace yourselves, CheckMates, this is what you get.
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Okay, So guys, I kid you not, there are over 120 different emails I have received from people, either sharing their own stories, toasting me or giving their comments on the podcast. Obviously, I can't read them all, so I would be reading a few. Some that I feel are interesting and then give my feedback or thoughts about them. I am not a relationship expert or anything close, this is purely for entertainment alright? Please dont take me too seriously.
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Okay, so we will start with the emails and feedback for the podcasts.
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Confidence Good evening sir. I really enjoy your podcasts a lot . It's really amazing
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(HI confidence, I hope the podcast has been enough confidence in you to see how confident i can be. Stay blessed and remain confident).
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Abdulazeez Edgar, are you sure you're not running a "How to Remain Single Forever" course on the low? Because this podcast feels like a masterclass in chaos. I'm convinced you need spiritual deliverance, but I'll still listen faithfully sha. My favourite episode is Chicken Wings and that's because I love chicken.
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(To be honest, I dont even know what I am doing but I would consider writing a book titled how to remain single forever sha. I will call you to help with the forwarding Abdulazeez, and yes you be sure the payment will come in form of chicks and chickens)
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Demilade Hi, Edgar. This is just an appreciation email. Thank you for doing what you do. I'm grateful for the very day I found out about your podcast. Since you normally swear for we checkmates, I probably should swear for you too that you won't see babe o, so that the podcast doesn't end. (I don't mean it). I would love to sponsor an episode but the economy is saying e choke! But I can assure you, I have you on my mind. Keep doing you, mr Edgar!
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(when someone insults you and then praises you right after, it becomes very hard to give an adequate response. Well, Demilade May God punish you with many blessings and slap you with wealth)
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Abimbola My guy, after your 'Love is Blind' episode, I closed my Tinder account and opened a Bible. I just know God was watching me like, "Finally, my child." You're doing the Lord's work here, Edgar. Carry on, soldier!
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(You see, Thank God I am saving souls one way or the other).
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Adeleke So after listening to three episodes back-to-back, I realized something, relationships no be my calling. Please, if you find love, share tips, but if you don't, let's keep this podcast going forever. I'll personally sponsor it.
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(Oh thanks a lot Adeleke, I can help with a tip, RUN AWAY FROM IBADAN GIRLS. If you must date, date ladies that are terrible at maths, e get why).
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Eniola Edgar! I swear, you're the reason I've developed trust issues. How can every episode sound like a Nollywood plot twist? I'm waiting for the day you'll tell us that one of your dates turned out to be your cousin.
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(Laughsss, funny enough i once dated my cousin oh, lol its a lie, its a lie, its a lie oh. Dont kill me abeg Eniola).
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Samuel Honestly, at this point, I'm convinced you're not even searching for love. You're just collecting premium heartbreak stories for content. Respect! By the way, if you need more heartbreak, I have exes I can introduce you to. Just say the word.
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(LOL Samuel, you actually think this is for content? Trust me, the night i get married, you wont hear from me anymore. I dont have that time for content my G. As for your exes, send them my way. One man cocoyam is another man coco pops).
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CHIDINMA Edgar, I told my grandma about your podcast, and now she wants to pray for you every day until you marry. She said, "This young man has suffered too much. God must intervene." Expect miracles soon!
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(Chidinma another way around it is for you to date me and get married to me. That way your grandma can pray for us and our babies).
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SAMUEL I used your prayer episode as my alarm ringtone, and now every morning I wake up laughing and confused. You're a menace, Edgar. Never change.
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(First of all samuel, thats a wrong idea. I can create a custom alarm ringtone if you need one. Stop using me as your excuse for getting to the office late. Not cool).
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Chibuke Guy, the way you narrated that blind date story ehn, I almost choked on my eba. I've decided, if love is not as dramatic as your experiences, I don't want it. Please never find a wife o! This podcast must continue!
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(You too should continue eating your eba. Dont change anything. Take eba in the morning, eba in the afternoon, eba at night.) Can you imagine this guy?
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IFE Edgar! After listening to your prayer episode, I went straight to the mirror and asked God if I look like an expired indomie. Why am I still single too, abeg? Love the podcast, though! I've subscribed for future episodes and heartbreaks.
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(Youre still single because indeed, you look like an indomie. You should consider looking like fufu, so no one will take you for a fool.)
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CHUKWUEMEKA My guy, after today's episode, I sat in silence for 10 minutes, reflecting on all the girls that ghosted me. Bro, na spiritual something! But God dey! You must find babe this year, whether she likes it or not. Amen o!
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(One bottle of cold mineral and two cabin biscuit for you my G. by the way, you are officially invited to my wedding for real).
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SHEILA Dear Edgar, I listened to your podcast while eating noodles, and halfway through, I had to stop. The prayer part was so funny that I almost poured pepper soup inside my eyes by mistake. You're officially my stress therapy. Keep it up!
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(Sheila were you eating Noodles and pepper soup? Are you from Togo, Ghana or benin republic? I want to know).
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AUSTIN Brooo, this podcast is low-key therapy! But seriously, are you sure you've not been cursed by your village people? I mean, these stories are crazy! But don't worry, I'm praying for you, if not for love, at least for vibes.
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(Thanks a lot bro, please keep praying for me, i want to get married next week thursday. There is nothing God cannot do. I have paid for the hall, food and even the MC. Na just bride remain. Abeg).
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Philip Guy, if you marry, I'll fight you o! This podcast has become my emotional support system. I even started taking notes on what not to do on a date. I hope my future children appreciate the sacrifices I'm making by listening to all this madness.
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(Philips, I appreciate the words from your lips, i hope to see your children one day and tell them how great there father is, keep listening to the podcast Philip).
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Taiwo Brooo! Today's episode hit me differently! Your storytelling is insane. I was screaming "AMEN!" along with the prayers. Keep doing what you're doing; you're building something really special.
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Opeyemi Hey Edgar, Just finished listening to the latest episode, and wow! You're not just entertaining; you're inspiring too. I felt every word in that prayer. Keep going; I'll keep cheering you on.
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Abigail Hiii Edgar! I'm just listening to the last podcast, so here I'm sending in my prayers to you. You'll marry this year. Amen!!!!!!! And you will marry a beautiful bride, born fine children 6boys and 4 girls. Amen! Can't wait to listen to your testimony before the last Friday of the year. Receive it!!! Amennn!
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Thank you to everyone who shared something. You guys are amazing, some of you should start podcasting soon. If you need help with that let me know. We also received some similar stories. Let me read some of them.
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Onyekachukwu Hi Edgar, I met him during my service year, and he became my first everything, first love, first kiss, and first heartbreak. We promised each other forever, but things changed after our NYSC year ended. He relocated to Canada without notice, and I was left heartbroken. Months later, I discovered he got married to someone else. It's funny how someone can mean the world to you one day and become a stranger the next. Well, I'm still single and healing. Looking forward to better days. Please keep my name anonymous if you ever get to read this.
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Omotoyosi Hey Edgar! I fell in love with a guy I met at a conference in Abuja. He was perfect, kind, ambitious, and funny. We started dating, and it was magical... until he ghosted me. No fights, no explanations. After months of wondering what went wrong, I found out through mutual friends that he married someone else because his family didn't approve of me. Now, I focus on myself, hoping love will come again when the time is right.
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Ridwan Hey Edgar, I was with my girlfriend for five years. We did everything together, but things began to change when she started working with an NGO. One day, she told me she needed space, and before I knew it, she was dating her colleague. She ghosted me completely, and I had to learn to move on. It was tough, but now I know better, people can change at any moment. Have you ever been Ghosted Edgar? I would love to know.
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(I dont think i have ever been ghosted but i have dated a ghost).
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Susan I thought I had met my soulmate on Facebook. We bonded over memes, K-drama, and a mutual love for shawarma. Six months in, I bought matching outfits for our first IRL date. Guess what? Man shows up with his fiancée. Apparently, they were celebrating their engagement and thought it'd be "fun" to meet the person he had been "vibing with" online. I still wear the matching hoodie as a warning to others.
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(WOW that's some savage level, you need to visit MFM immediately. Whats IRL date by the way?).
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Godwin My ex and I broke up because I didn't post her on Instagram. She said if I loved her, I would "publicly declare it." So, I finally gave in and made a romantic post. 10 minutes later, her other boyfriend commented, "Baby, who is this guy?" Let's just say we all had a conference call that evening.
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(Tell us the full story na! Is she your girlfriend or not?)
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Titi Hello Edgar, Sending this mail at midnight lol just because I was on Instagram and saw an ad post of you talking about the show and how we can share our stories, so here I am. Ok, so my ex and I started dating from uni in 2012 and dated till we graduated. We had breakups in between but we always ended up together. Fast forward to after Uni in 2015, he had to leave Nigeria for St Kitts to further his medical studies and I had to wait in Nigeria for him. So it became a very long-distance relationship as we hadn't seen for almost two years. That was when we had our first breakup, he posted a girl on his snap chat and when I asked who it was all he said was its some random girl who had visited and taken his phone bla bla bla. So one evening after we had spoken and flirted with each other on the phone like we always do, he sent me a message right after the call with the words "Hey I have a girlfriend" And then he blocked me trust me it wasn't funny at that time because I was devastated and sad as I didn't see it coming. Fast forward to a year later, he reached out to me on Twitter asking that we be friends again. The mumu person that I was then, let him back into my life easily and I later found out that the girl he left me for dumped him for his friend that was why he came back to me.. So we started dating again and this time everything was going smoothly up until 2022 when We started discussing marriage, actually I started discussing marriage. So we decided to do our introduction while he is still abroad and I'm in Nigeria at the same time I started processing my Visa to visit him just right after the introduction which was set for October 2022. He told his parents and I told mine. Here comes the interesting part.
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Out of the blue, the calls started reducing from every day to once in 3 days to once a week to no calls at all. That was how we just stopped talking. I would call him and wouldn't get any response from him, he was suddenly always busy. That was how everything just ended without even ending. Should be about 11 years from the day we met in uni to 2022. Fast forward to June 2024, my cousin sent me a video he posted on Snapchat of his girlfriend's birthday, so out of curiosity, I did a little digging and realized he had been following the girl on Instagram and dropping comments on her post since early 2022 lol. Yes, I am still single and I will always have a heart full of love. Looking forward to the right person coming along. My past relationship taught me so many things that would help me know the right person. Enough of my boring story, I hope this story gets published, and looking forward to listening to it on your podcast
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Cheers!
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(This was a very long interesting story, Men will stain your white! Avoid yoruba demons, I am sure he is yoruba, please let me know him abeg!).
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Lucy My boyfriend ghosted me for two months, and then out of the blue, I saw him post a picture of himself… in front of a mosque. This man converted to Islam without saying a word! I wasn't even mad; I just wanted to know when he found time to become Abdulrahman. Till today, I'm waiting for him to unblock me and explain.
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BISI We had been dating for 8 years, 8 whole years! On our anniversary, I thought he was going to propose. My nails were done, I wore a fancy dress… only for him to say, "I've realized I'm meant to be single forever." He didn't even break up; he resigned from the relationship like it was a job. I was so stunned, I almost congratulated him.
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If you have ever gone through a breakup, please share your stories with me. I would love to read them on the show! The show isn't just for me but for you as well.
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Finally, we have some interesting love confessions. People sharing how much they love me and want to date me. Let's read some of them.
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BIMPE Hi Edgar, I'm not the type to confess my feelings, but here I am. There's something about you, your humour, your creativity, that makes my heart skip. I don't want anything romantic right now, just the chance to be your friend. I feel we could vibe well together, laugh, and talk about life. Let's create some memories. No pressure, just good vibes.
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Osas Hi Edgar I am from Edo state……
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(Abeg X 10 hisses. I dont want any Edo girl here. Am unavailable)
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ROSE Hey Edgar, I've been a fan for a while, and I think you're amazing. Honestly, I have feelings for you, and it's strange because I've never felt this way for someone I've never met. You've inspired me in ways I can't explain. I'm not asking for a relationship, just a chance to know you better. I promise I'll always be someone you can count on.
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LARA Hello Edgar, I've had these feelings for a while but didn't know how to express them. I love your energy, creativity, and the way you carry people along. I'd love to be in your life, even if it's just as a friend. I'm here for you, anytime you need someone. I believe good friendships make the best relationships, and who knows where that might lead?
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Olawunmi Hi Edgar, I know you probably get a lot of messages like this, but I swear this one is different. I think God told me you're my husband. It wasn't a voice or vision, more like… a gut feeling after I saw your picture three times in one day. Coincidence? I think not! Don't worry; I'm not crazy. I've only stalked you online a little bit, okay, maybe a lot, but in a healthy way. Please, just reply with "Amen" so the prophecy can manifest. I'm serious oh! Don't joke with God's plan.
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(Olawunmi do you know how to tell when someone is crazy? They say they are not crazy no one says they are. If God told you, please tell him to tell me.)
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FRANK Bro, no shame, just vibes. I think I like you. Like, a lot. And no, I'm not trying to shoot my shot because I'm bored or anything. I was eating bread and sardine when it hit me: "This Edgar guy, he's the one." You're probably wondering if I'm okay. Honestly? I'm not sure. But what I do know is that if I miss this chance, I'll regret it forever. Let's just meet up and play FIFA; if I win, I take you out. Deal?
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(Frank? Frank, to be frank i dont even know what to say. Stop eating sardine with bread oh. As for the FIFA game, yes i am down with that but frankly speaking what happens when you lose?).
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CHIOMA Dear Edgar, Let me just say it before I lose my nerve: I love you. I love your voice, your energy, and the way you talk about life like it's some kind of weird adventure. Honestly, I don't even need you to reply. I just wanted to confess so my heart can rest. But if you do feel the same way, I'm free this weekend. Or next weekend. Or any weekend forever, really.
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(Okay Chioma, lets go out on a date, I need your heart to rest well)
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OLUWATOYIN Hey Edgar, This might sound strange, but I wrote a song about you. I was in the shower singing "Unavailable" by Davido when the lyrics suddenly morphed into a whole love ballad about you. I think that's a sign, right? I have no idea if you'll ever feel the same way, but I thought you should know. P.S. If you don't reply, it's okay, I'll just add a heartbreak verse and call it art.
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(Toyin, i think you need to change your soap and use bucket and bail. You people that have shower, do not know what God has done for you. Change your soap and lets see if it remains the same. As for the song. Please send me a voicenote through my email, I would love to hear it.
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ANU When it comes to the matters of the heart, one would think I would have gotten a better hang of it. Despite my not so many but scarred experiences, reading self-help books and watching videos on how to get the perfect love and be treated right, I find myself back again to where I dread the most. Didn't I learn a thing? In simple terms, I like you and wanna be with you. Why do I like you? I don't know. I just saw a video of you trying to prank someone and my heart fluttered. Good thing I am expressive cos I may actually take this confession to my grave. I was raised by a traditional mum and this is a taboo to every training I have got as a lady; Confessing feelings to a man. At this point, I have laid it all out. I wish you will get to know me better. You are so creative and I fantasize about creating many memories with you. I am not seeking for a romantic relationship now, just a chance to be a friend. Someone you can call at anytime and will have your back. I am reliable and loyal, it's been four years now, I wanna play those games with you, hear you sing and talk about your dreams. My both hands are on deck now, I have prayed and asked myself why I have this strong emotions for you. I even searched the scriptures for hints. I don't wanna be that lady that's just hanging there. I wanna be the lady that's standing in front of you, by your side and your back cheering you on. Do I need to apologize for putting you in a tight spot? I am not sorry for how I feel but if you are uncomfortable, I sincerely apologize. Yours friendly Anuoluwa
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(Anu this is really sweet, you even searched the scriptures too? This is powerful. Why do i feel like this podcast will end every soon. So this is love)
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Wow, this is touching. I guess what am i going to do is to speak with my manager after this and we will see how we can plan a date or something with a few of you. Let's see how that goes. I am definitely going to enjoy this one. Big Josh, what do you think about that?
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Well, this is really good, with over 150,000 impressions since we started. It is obvious we are doing something right! Thank you all for the emails and the amazing comments. It feels good to know you guys are enjoying this. Okay, at this point we would be having part two of the QNA. 10 Questions too. You will be getting everything mentioned in the first QNA and also a brand-new iPhone 15 Phone sticker and a Brand New Play Station 5 wallpaper. I dont have a PS5 so how do you think I will just give you one? LOL. But on a serious note, we have some amazing things to share.
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So here are the questions. Your time starts now!
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1. What was the last line of my romantic poem to Ammanda? 2. What are the names of my two friends in Romeo and Juliet? 3. What were Princess's favourite words? 4. Which church does Christine attend? 5. What time did I arrive at the restaurant for my date with Loveth? 6. Name a celebrity I mentioned during the prayer in The Prayer episode. 7. What was Chisom's biggest flaw in Chicken Wings? 8. What was Steve's group called? 9. Whose knock saved me in Madam K? 10. What are the names of the two new podcasts I plan to release in 2025?
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So, we are picking two winners. One from the first QNA and one from the second QNA. Alright, just before we end the party, I hope you guys have had a nice time so far. If you have can I hear you make some noise!!!! Okay bring it down, bring it down, It's Okay, It's okay! It's okay AH!
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Sorry for the break in transmission. At this point, we would be reading some interesting comments from Spotify and Apple podcasts. By the way, I take my time to read these comments and respond. You guys are too funny. Let's read.
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MADAM K You've gone through a lot and I feel your pain but it's the composed song for me. - Veef.a I enjoy your use of background sound and your female voice is hilarious. I am waiting for Episode 2. This is the podcast I like. - Yenoh916 I have been looking forward to this episode and it didn't fall my hand at all. Best episode still is Chicken Wings One question is how did you manage to act like fish… make I no wake up in the middle of the night and be thinking how did edgar act like fish - Ryanne First to comment I'm Mellow listening from Abuja Have been here for a year now and this is really cracking me up Your home training really kicked in, some people would have forgotten home training and jumped madame K and her money. Edger never lies PS; please drop tips on how to get the deep voice abeg, have been trying to speak like you but I can't maintain it and my throat is hurting ejor egbon Edger - Mellow
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6 FEET DEEP Your narration in this episode was powerful. I love the way you can joke and also deliver something heavy with just the right amount of emotions. May Olamide's soul rest in peace. - RHEA I've solely listened to all of your Podcast but none caught my heart and emotions like OLAMIDE'S story... She wouod have been the perfect and only real deal, I wish she still lives to know how you really loved and still loves her.. Am sorry for your lost bruh, plss try to make it better with your next catch. May OLAMIDE'S SOUL REST IN AND BOSSOM OF ALMIGHTY GOD.... - ANSEL
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CHICKEN WINGS You are just so fluent in English and an amazing accent you got, I guess I have to train my voice - Udisi The way he started with nothing too much and proceeded to list too much, you go make this your perfect one from scratch Enjoyed this one - Seitonghan
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THE PRAYER Found my favourite podcast fr. How don't you have a million listeners already? Dyk why you're still single? I've been praying for this podcast to continue so when I finally get married, this podcast will make it to family time with my two beautiful children. - Adenike I stumbled on your IG page today and came over here to give your pod a listen, My goodness, you're so funny. Thanks for sharing - Kehinde
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LOVE IS BLIND Did you eventually find your wallet? - AYO Lol… you won't kill us - Morgan Marshall
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Princess from Tinder People sleep with 43 different Men and you still fall for her Omo this story is sad and scary things dey happen Plenty of storylines and stories for another day . Not me thinking about dating apps but my Mama loves me more … PS: I enjoy the background tracks and sound effects they are really cool .I hope I can learn how to do that one day and that deep voice Thanks Man - Mellowkrist Aside from being super hilarious, I love that this episode takes us into a reflective mode of who we are and how our actions can affect those damaged around us but know not about. A lot of lessons to be learned but above all, please do not kill. It's enough that we deal and try to be a light to traumatized humans but to be afraid of helping them cos your life may be at risk as well is another ugly thing to deal with. Love and light - LARA
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Romeo and Juliet Do men like Edgar exist??, all these things I'm hearing on this podcast like this hiannnn - Tosin bro ur podcast na fire I Don even recommend am for my friend. I Don even dey follow u self - Tomiwa Instead of you to punch Jesse in the face or slap him …so you couldn't fight for Juliet - YIWA
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Double M Ammanda Omoor, approaching a lady is my problem. I think that's why I'm still single - Kennykay My belle ooooooo Lines really change when they don't go your way - Okohthelmachikadibia
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And that's the end of this week's episode. I hope you enjoyed it. If you did, then don't forget to subscribe, and share this podcast with those who are single, dating, or married. Rate the podcast and drop a comment. And yes, you can donate to support the podcast. 3 dollars will go a long way.
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If you have a story to share then please send it to me through my email address edgar@checkedgar.com or for a quicker response chat me with the chatbox on my website www.checkedgar.com, I will respond in 3 hours, I promise. Edgar doesn't lie!
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Next week Friday, we continue with amazing stories, this time, I am telling stories about ladies I met after 2020 when I became famous on social media. From the crazy DMs to dating a celebrity, to some terrible blackmail and other exciting gist. Yes, we have more sugar mummy stories to tell and more chicken wings to eat. So make sure you keep checking in every Friday.
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Remember, the podcast ends the day I get married, so don't forget to tell your beautiful friend that Edgar is single and would love to go on a date with her. If that lady is you, send a message to my email address at edgar@checkedgar.com. Edgar doesn't lie. Check Edgar Out.
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The party doesn't end here, go and stream the Why Am I Still single theme song on Spotify and Apple Music. Let's go!