I Like My Neighbour

I was dreaming about food (thanks to church fasting) when a loud Lagos bus horn dragged me back to reality — and straight into the arrival of my new neighbour, Ada. Pretty, glasses, smart, funny… and yes, I immediately fumbled my first chance. Didn’t even collect her number. Just as I’m overthinking it, Collins calls to remind me of the ₦25k I “owe” him, before Ada shows up at my door asking for an iPhone charger. This is the beginning of a three-part neighbour saga — full of horns, humour, and heartbreak waiting to happen.