I Need Your Help

This is not a regular episode. No montage. No theme music. Just me, sitting in my wardrobe, hiding from something under my bed that I cannot fully describe. I need your help with two things. The first one is embarrassing. I have a date and I need a girlfriend for just one day. There are rules, a safe word, and a very specific instruction about pounded yam. The second thing is TGIF 4. It is long overdue and I need you in it. Edgar doesn't lie.