Long Distance, Short Patience

Once upon a wedding, I met someone special. Sparks flew, numbers were exchanged, and before I knew it, I was in a long-distance relationship. But apparently, my patience lasted longer than hers—because when I didn’t move at her pace (if you know what I mean), she moved on to someone else. Yep, I lost my girlfriend because I didn’t have sex with her. Who knew celibacy had consequences? In this episode, I break down how it all went wrong, from late-night calls and expensive flight tickets to the moment I realized I had been replaced. Was I too slow? Was she too fast? Or was long-distance just a terrible idea from the start?