Single Me Out

Welcome to another episode of Why Am I Still Single?—and today, we’re wrapping up 2024 in the most dramatic way possible. Yes, I know—it’s coming late. But in my defense, so is my love life. This year? A full-blown movie. A thriller, a comedy, and, at times, a psychological horror. I laughed, I cried, I made questionable life choices—but most importantly, I remained single. Again. In this episode, I’ll break down my 2024 goals—what I crushed, what crushed me, and what I conveniently forgot about by March. Then, I’ll take you through my dating adventures (or misadventures), including the lady who borrowed my jacket and still hasn’t returned it. And finally, there was that moment when I thought, just maybe, this was the year I’d stop asking, Why am I still single? Did I finally find love? Did I escape the trenches? Or am I still out here collecting relationships L’s like Infinity Stones?